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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

MORE TROUBLE FOR YIGAL AMIR

The AP reports that Yigal Amir, the assassin of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, received a booty call in his cell from a woman he says he married-- "secretly over the phone by a Rabbi."

We wonder: Is this the same Rabbi who told Amir that God wanted Rabin dead? Has God also told the Rabbi that two witnesses are no longer required for a Jewish wedding service? Or is Amir simply suffering from, um, testosterone poisoning, and willing to say absolutely anything for the chance to, um, get some?