First reaction: Wow, there is a lot of room in here!
Ok, I pointed my friend, the GOP Jew, to this list. His reply:
Oliver North's comment was right on target. The terrorists were rooting for Kerry.
DB: And therefore?
GOP JEW: We were right to vote for Bush!
DB: Why does one follow from the others. The terrorists might have thought Kerry would be soft on terror. Does that mean they were right?
GJ: Um...
DB: The terrorist think Bush is Satan's spawn. Are they right about that?
GJ: Um...
DB: They think Jews make matzo from gentile babies. Are they right about that?
GJ: Um...
DB: So the opinion of terrorists matter only when they coincide with your emotional desires. Am I right?
GJ: (shouting) Four more years!
DB: sigh