"...And it would be mystifying to consider that anyone short of bin Laden or the Devil Himself would object to such a thing."
Call me Dovie bin Ladin, I guess. Old Osama seems to have more money and more wives than the devil anyway. Also, our president clearly is more concerned with fighting the devil, so opting to become bin Ladin is safer, too.
Man.The USA/Jesus fish. What will they-who-do-not-think think of next?
If I can find a photo of this charming piece of automotive jewlery, I'll be sure to post.